Once a white middle class enclave, it is currently undergoing drastic cultural changes, as boatloads of Mexicans arrive daily and bring el sabor Latino to the neighborhood. Nobbing Hill is the residential center of BoneTown. The Havajo Indian Reservation was created for BoneTown’s displaced native population. ![]() At any time of the day or night, you can find a raging shindig going on. The party hasn’t stopped at Bone Vista Apartments since its doors opened many years ago. An increasing number of citizens happily sell out to the Man by flocking there to shop at corporate chains like WasteMart, CrappleDees and Burger Thing. Gabacho Heights’ suburban nightmare is a sign of things to come if corporate America is allowed to tighten its grip on BoneTown. Situated on the outskirts of BoneTown, the Homeland Trailer Park is home to the island’s white trash Jewish population. It many be only a stone’s throw from the busy boardwalk of Missionary Beach, but Firmwood Forest is a far cry from the concrete jungle. The best place to wet your whistle and clean the sand out of your crack after having sex on the beach, the Sand Bar is Missionary Beach’s number one watering hole. Newbies will quickly find that Missionary Beach is overrun by camera toting Asian Tourists and squinty eyed stoners. ![]() Missionary Beach is the first place new BoneTown inhabitants get to try out their skills.
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